The Fatty Goes to Some Random Park

The actual purpose of my blog was to write about my daily interesting life here in Egypt. To give people insight of how it feels like living a place that you actually can call: trash can (no offense egypzians). But like any other attempt in my life, i obviously fail to even conduct something near to my original reason.

My days here are counted. In less than 3 weeks, im gonna sit in one of those airplane i always saw from down this smelly earth. Im gonna sit up there and see what other people see from above. Thus every moment here is like a pre-set memory i force my brain to remember forever. Since i dont know when the hell ill come back again (probably next year, i just wanted to sound melodramatic). So after some random exam (i forgot what subject) my driver voluntarily drove me to some park saying he wanted to show his photography talent. Whatever.

So im trying to document everything that will happen in this last weeks of mine (except those that involves me involuntarily stuck in some stupid place where i have to act nice and pretend to loathe minidresses and alcohol). You'll surely see some differences in both my physical appearance and mental. Like my boobs is bigger, i know i know random and inappropriate but please understand, i struggled the last 5 years with the thought that i might lack of girls hormone. And obviously im getting fatter, my hips so large i can hide a lamb behind me. Mental like: hmmm.. im kinda get more restless.

So please see through my want-to-look-cool-like-an-European-tourist pictures

"I hate people who claim they posses some natural talent for something, then they prove the total opposite. Why don't you shut your boring mouth and let people judge." random quotes by moi

The place i went:

If the writing was a little bit in the middle it would look fun, but hey its the walls fault for he cannot move to the position we desire (read- sarcasm). And i do really look fat. DONT TRY TO EVEN MAKE THE SOUND OF "THAT STUPID GIRL IS NOT FAT AT ALL!"oh i know what youre thinking

Thats the place, its quite nice you know. Actually i really liked it since it doesnt look like Egypt hehe btw i look ugly in that pict (sigh)

I kinda thought of a romantic kiss scene and the fact that i would look fat in those pants

This fucking place is fucking expensive and my frugal beloved mommy made it clear that: Since you lived under my four roof and still eat from the money that you father earn, you cannot ever eat in a restaurant such like this!

Handsome millionaires, please marry me.

Yap that behind me were couples. And it should look like a very funny picture from an angel I'd imagine. Some modern cultural facts: The use of mobile phones here in Egypt is very inevitable, like the use of contraceptive in gay sex (kidding). How to use it is very easy, download the most current favorite local song on your phone, turn it on to the full volume, place it in the middle of you and your lover as a personal soundtrack. Romantic isnt it? If not for the fact that all those couple behind me were doing the same thing at the same time.

The thing i like here in Egypt (except some fatty food that made me fat like this) is that the people here, do take the 5 times prayer very seriously. No matter where you are, you can always pray to God for He is always everywhere. Nice right? Kinda sad for me who commit sins beyond human imagination (beyond my moms at least). And well, the Egyptians are somehow annoying in whatever they're doing (except Omar dan Ahmed and some others) so they straighten their shits by begging for forgiveness. Nice theory.

Quite neutrally nice, isn't it?

The water did really smell

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT!

im fat yeah, but not that fat my stomach is competing against my breast!

People should've warn me before taken the shot.

more local trash. Im not into fashion nor am i fashionable, i just know that you cant be human when you decide to wear something that could make you look like a walking torch.

Except that handsome guy in Fantastic Four, obviously hes name is the Torch.

BUT SHES NOT TORCH NOR IS SHE HOT TO DRESS LIKE ILL FIRE!

ah hell, the color blindness gene is planted everywhere, time for a second Hitler's genocide. Man im kidding. But dont you think they're beyond the line of tolerable?

But wait! I look very ugly in that picture too Ha Ha.

That was a random day in May 2010, i think it was the 17 hmm... YES IT WAS! cause my beloved old daddy had his birthday that day :)

Fatty loves ice cream,

Arinda