If you already decided what path youll choose, good for you. I dont care. But i care about my selfish promise to tell you about the necessary state of mind you need to be totally build of malicious bullshits.
People are born holly. if you wanna stay that way, get religion and your own island. Die alone.
But being evil is far more adventurous and fun and risky, the law of "what goes around comes around" (the hell i know what that bullshit means, got it from Justin Timberlake's song) do really exist somehow, so dont go around whining i didnt warn you, jerks.
Here the recipe of worlds evilness.........
*drum roll*
1. Get the state of mind
This is harder than you thought. You have to be very aware that nothing comes without effort even evilness. Real life examples: Stalin and Hitler. Beside the fact that perhaps they do have murderers brain activity with abnormal asymmetric activity in amygdala, thalamus and hippocampus and less activity in corpus callosum compare to normal human and the probability that they have had a somehow fucking shit childhood, unhappy and full or rapes memories that cause their alpha rhythm to be above the slightly fast of 12.5 (psychotic personality), they had the effort being evil. They chose the wrong state of mind. GOD NO! i didnt tell you to be like that bastards! I just gave you an example even the demon himself, must put some effort. This effort include the right feeling and order of the big seven sins known to human:
a. Envy
this is absolutely damn necessary, like hell yes! Those other seven sins, are babies compare to this very beautiful feeling of evil. Why? well put it this way...
theres a rich guy, you want his money (envy), you cursed God because you feel hopeless compare to him (despair), you killed him to get all his money (greed) and curvy HIV infected wife (lust), then you live a life full of unimportant luxury (extravagance), you got really really lazy (sloth) and all those sudden anger attack comes to you any moment your blonde son asks you to play tag (wrath) and freak how you are proud of your own evil achievement (pride). oops, its more than 7.
Even if the wikipedia listed envy as number 6, i think that envy is really really inevitable. Its the most simple yet malicious from all of them. Even i feel it. Wait, I always feel it. Ha Ha
So please, be envious. Envy all the people you know. Forget what you've got. And start blame them for the lack in yourself that the other have.
Envy envy envy
b. As said above, blame them! blame the people, not yourself, because youre always right. Blame them to be perfect and above average, when youre just some common breadwinner to a 4 children household with a fat unsatisfying wife. Yap, start blaming. If you want to, if you happened to have a religion. blame your Beloved one.
c. look for their fault like to the detail. For a skinny neighbour you always envy, blame God that she looks like a model. and then, find a mistake in her being. Like, yellow teeth (even if your own are near to green). Its a simple fact but really effective. Or the fact that she doesn't have boobs, even no nipples! This will make you feel great. And exercise you hatred to the world and sharpen you tongue.
2. Use your feeling for the ultimate actions.
Because you have to show your effort, whats the point of being envious and hateful when you dont practice and show them. Like playing the piano in front of your bored parents, just to show them that youve been exercising instead of masturbating like any other normal untalented teenagers. And if the person find you just mean and cruel, its the purpose of all this, isnt it? They dont have to know the reason why youre so cruel. Some things dont need a reason (like Monalisa and Titanic). Action Includes:
- talk bad about them
- talk bad behind their back
- look at them with disgusted look
- smile disgusted to them
- talk about them to other people
- give them bad pet names (like bastard pig)
Note, talk bad about them is very important the real point of it all, cause even if we're turning into demons, we still dont live in a movie and intrigue (like in movies and harlequin novels) is really really high level of wickedness and very risky (I dont like risks, so never tried a real intrigue before). And please, be creative in your actions, i just wrote the few possibilities, i know that you dirtbags are more capable being nasty than me.
3. Throw away, far far away the stupid guilty feelings.
We're not angels, it wont be that hard to not feel guilty. Just think: someone is doing bad to me also, so someone has to be bad to others (thats me), cause thats the nature of the world.
So what you do is totally normal. You do that to A, B will do that to you, this time youre not very anxious about what B did, because you have A to express all youre anger. It calls equal trade. And demons and evil people are not afraid of them.
If this dont make you feel any better than thing: If you dont do that shit stuff to that person first, then he might as well started that and your the victim. You dont like to be the victim, do you?
See, three easy steps to become a demon beginner ;)
next lesson im gonna teach you how to start talking bad about people. In: How to conduct a successful Gossip. The simple and most forgot steps.
Im not evil, i just find evil attractive,
Arinda
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