How To How To Questions

I ask myself:

HOW TO GET FAMOUS?

Answers:

- you got to be a really cool socialize person 

- you got to have a qualified sense of fashion

- you got to be good in singing

- you got to have a very weird talent like singing fart

- you got to have a hot socialize boyfriend, cousin or grandma

- you got to be really clever

- you got to get a scholarship in any of the ivy league colleges

- you got to be a genius

- you got to make a very creative art thing

- you got to be a sexy talented dancer 

- you got to have muscles

- you got to write a book

- you got to have rich parents to finance you

- you got to be born in a famous family

or

- you got to be really really autistically stupid and dump humiliating yourself

and non of above is what i am right now. I dont have sense for fashion and i dont care about it, im not born rich, my voice is like cursed the day i was born, im way way way far from clever let alone genius, and i just wikipeding "ivy league" and found myself crying cause its like the eighth world wonder if i got to one of the colleges, im trying to write a book but found myself with poor vocab and chaotic grammar and im not that dump humiliating myself.

So

HOW TO GET FAMOUS WITHOUT HAVING ANY TALENT?

answer:

- online suicide

- online killing (although you need a specific psychological talent for it)

- selling drugs in clubs

- sell yourself for a cheap price

- go on tell everyone you had a crazy threesome last night

- burn a house

- burn a building

- be the first zombie

- be an ultimate freak

- eat a lot and be the worlds fattest girl

- don't eat and be the worlds skinniest girl

- tell bad stories about your friend

- wear no bra

- wear only bra

- tell stories about yourself like youre pregnant when youre not

- bring a gun/weapon/knife to your school and scream you are going to kill the canteen women

or

- make a blog claiming youre very talented and cool while youre doing the opposite

i hate my boring life, 

arinda