Abdulrachman (baca: Abe'dyulracckhmen) dan kakanya Hen/Hent/Hend/Henn adalah teman baru gue di mobil jemputan. Mereka kaka adik yang duduk di depan gue. Abdulrachman kelas 3 dan rambutnya blond. Hen, cewe kelas 8 yang suka gonta ganti bando cari jati diri.
Hari ini gue selese pelajaran jam 1, kebetulan seluruh sekolah pulang juga jadinya kita pulang. Miss Escort yang fashionable yang suka pake combinasi ijo kuning loncat keudara senang ketika dia tau gue juga ikut pulang jam 1, bukan jam 3 jadinya dia nga usah bolak balik lagi.
Gue duduk sama adek gue ditempat biasa. Gue di kaca dan abis berantem buka kaca sama anak belakang (tipe kaca yang geser2, harus ada yang mengalah) gue bisa duduk nyaman.
Lalu tiba2 si Abdulrachman nengok ke belakang.
Suka (panggilannya): Show me your teeth
Gue (dlm hati) : Sialan dia mau ngatain gigi gue besar dan kuning.
Gue tunjukin dan dia ke kakanya bisik2.
Lalu gue dengerin Ipod
Suka : What is that?
Hen : Its an Ipod
Suka : I know but......
bisik2 lagi ke kakanya
Nga lama kemudian, suddenly tiba2, gue lagi dengerin lagu "sweet dreams"
Suka: Asian!!!
Hen : Shes not an Asian!
Suka : She is!
Gue : Im from asia, yes im an asian
Suka : I told you! She has the same watch like you! She has the same Ipod! She has everything the same as you! And she's chinese!
And guess what,
Hen : He thinks youre an AGENT
Suka : Yeah a secret agent!
Hen (yang udah capek): Yeah she is an agent! and because she's chinese she can do kung fu and slice your head with one move! So shut up!
Gue (iseng) : you know Suka, im a secret agent and because you know it, i have to kill you.
Suka diam dan menyebarkan keseluruh bus kecil kami, I'm a spy from chinese.
Why my teeth? Karena dia kira gue pake kawat gigi kaya kakanya
My watch? Its plastic and white, Hen's besi2 keker
I dont know whats wrong with the world
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